Melbourne - 5 Reasons It is Australia's Best City

Big Ups To Melbourne As A City!

Have to give a post shout out and do a bit of a fast forward to my time here in Melbourne because I just think its to exciting not to share with everyone. 

I am tempted to make this a Melbourne VS Sydney Post but I'll refrain you all know my feelings on that city from my previous post here. 

So, why is Melbourne so great? Well truthfully, I had a rough start, I was sick and wandering around with a scowl so bad it almost turned into RBF (resting bitch face). But once the pain in my neck, literally subsided and I started to look around I realised. Holy shit, jackpot!

1. Free Transit - Free Trams in the CBD (central business district) - Right where I got my Apartment.

2. Architecture - I will Be going more in depth with a post dedicated to this later on. 

3. People - Are so nice, and interesting, and well dressed and welcoming. Just a pro tip, make friends with your 7/11 guy because a) they are the most hilarious people and b) they know shit you think they don't and they can help you out when you have obscure questions and need help. Big ups to 7/11 attendants. Also Police here, your best friends. Say hi be nice they are very helpful and kind.

Grabbing Frozen Coke while this lady in her wedding dress with full wedding party eating whoppers. This guys look says everything.

4. Art - Its everywhere its in your face and its Fucking Great. 

If we didn't have so many fucking squirrels in Canada we could do this. Unfortunately they would destroy this art. 

This is a woven replica of a painting done entirely by hand. Intense.

Kermit is shouting you out for your abuse of the Free Wifi at the YHA

5. The Botanical Gardens and Green Spaces here are Magic

In conclusion, Melbourne is the TITS, thanks Spence. Sorry, not Sorry. 

The Beached Blonde Abroad